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Thursday, October 7th, 2010
10:16 pm
What the fuck is wrong with urban dog owners?
I mean this piece of invective pretty seriously. I mean, I get cats. I can understand cat owners. You want something cute, fluffy, which gives you affection in exchange for occasional attention (which can be rendered, often, while engaging in other activities. Petting a cat is not serious business.) And if you forget to feed it for a few days, it'll steal food from your neighbours and come back once you start feeding it again.

Contrast to this, the common dog. If it wants attention it will slobber on you, nose into your things, and generally get in your fucking way to a far greater extent. This is, no doubt, in part due to size. (Small yappy dogs are a different category of hate altogether). They're utterly incapable of foraging for themselves in an urban environment.

A cat is a creature we can trust without leads. THere are leash laws for a reason. Dogs are big enough to hurt people, wild dogs are serious business to the point that they're pretty much unheard of in properly functioning cities, whereas wild cats are endemic and mostly benign, being as they hunt vermin.

But anyway, back to the original question.

What the fuck is wrong with dog owners that drives them to want to have a fucking drooling, crapping, completely dependant creature around? I mean, this isn't an actual baby, it's never going to grow to meaningfully contribute to a conversation or society in general.

Friday, February 27th, 2009
6:10 pm
Very good news for human beings.
The fortune left by late real estate tycoon Leona Helmsley can go to charities other than those solely related to dogs, a US court has ruled.

Friday, January 9th, 2009
7:34 am
Dogs kill small child. What, again?
Dad says it's no one's fault that his daughter was mauled to death by four big dogs.

Wrong, Dad. There are several people at fault here. Firstly, the babysitter, who was stupid enough to let small children go near four dogs in the first place. And secondly - you, the parents who allowed their children to be looked after by someone who had four dogs roaming their house.

I am sick to death of these things being brushed aside as a "tragic accident". Accident implies that it was not preventable, when in fact this was 100% preventable. I have zero sympathy for any of the adults in charge of this child's care - I hope they wake up screaming and crying every night for the rest of their lives. It's the very least they deserve.

I reserve all my sympathy for that poor little girl who died in unimaginable terror and pain.
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008
11:19 pm
Look at the Dog appologists scramble
Man, rampant "But my dog would never do that" and "hipsters own small dogs and they're worse" over here as linked to in SF_Drama.

Can I just go on record as saying, my aunt's a vet, and she fully agrees with pit bulls being banned as a breed?  Oh, and I hate her little yappy dogs too, and they're relatively well trained ones.

See Appologist.
See Appologist produce faux science and lousy statistics.
You go appologist! Fake statistics made up from your own side of the debate and selective sourcing is totally going to win people over! Extra points for "(my pitbull is) simply a sweetheart. As are all of the pit bulls I've ever had the pleasure to run across."
Thursday, September 18th, 2008
7:39 pm
Because this comm doesn't get enough play.
Canine-maggots destroying a perfectly good set of burgers:
Via riotclitshave
Friday, August 22nd, 2008
6:52 pm
Do you snore?
Did your parents own a pet dog at the time of your birth?

New research indicates growing up with a pet dog may increase chances of snoring in later life by 26%.

Thursday, March 13th, 2008
4:05 pm

I personally do not think the world needs so much as one more yapping little rat-like canine... let alone 800 that are badly socialized due to overcrowding and lack of human attention. What is it with some people?
Friday, February 22nd, 2008
6:25 pm
Hero kills savage dog, using nailgun.
Apparently the owner thought it was a pitbull she owned, but according to people who have seen photos of the dog it was just a white and brindle dog with some similar features to a pitbull. She now wants another "pitbull", despite her now dead "pitbull" having ripped half her sister's calf off. Apparently she just loves the breed. Dumbass.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
7:49 am
Friday, December 28th, 2007
5:15 pm
Newborn mauled to death by family rottweiler.

Thor/Attila/Sheba is the always the loveliest pet in the world until he rips someone's head off.

Poor baby. :-(
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
10:21 pm
Video of a very stupid woman with small dog who likes to attack crotches. NWS due to language.

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007
11:14 pm
This site disgusts me to the core of my being
I mean, the concentration of things that the filthy caninophiles consider "cute" and I consider "disgusting and I want to stab them all" is just astounding.

Saturday, October 20th, 2007
9:19 am
oh no!
I really hate it when people allow their dogs to walk on tables in houses! Also, dogs licking my legs. Hate it
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
7:03 pm
I am a Dog Owner
But I totally support your right to not want a dog! I mean, I do everything I can to make sure my dog is as inoffensive as possible. THe only reason I even bother taking him for training is so that you people won't have to be inflicted with his doggish-misbehavior.

Trust me, as a dog owner, I understand what would make you want to not have a dog. Hell, there are days I wish I weren't!

I just wanted to say how proud I am of you guys for making the decision to NOT own a dog. You're so mature!
Tuesday, September 25th, 2007
3:39 am
From the True Confessions site.
No, I will NOT put chemicals in my body aka "allergy pills" so you can bring your dogs to work.

I feel so sorry for the person who wrote this.
Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
6:09 pm
Remember kids:
DOGS ARE EVIL  Friends locked post, sadly, for all community posts are friends locked.

But DAMN..  Ew.

And people wonder why I don't have pets?
Wednesday, December 20th, 2006
6:13 pm
Bad_sex is:
When dog owners insist on their preciouses staying throughout the act

I, the Bad_Sex Nazi shall now depart, back to my eternal vigilance.
Sunday, November 26th, 2006
5:07 pm
Oh my god! SHE'S HORRIBLE!
She'd kill a baby to get to a dog!
I can't believe her!
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006
8:52 am
Lol @ this community's userinfo.

So dogs. They suck. What's everyone's least favourite kind of dog?

I personally hate Jack Russell terriers the most. I've heard rumours that there are some nice Jack Russell's out in the world but I absolutely refuse to believe it. They are horrible things, yappy and vicious and incredibly annoying.

I'm also not a huge fan of obnoxious little foo foo dogs (think Pomeranians, Malteses etc), what is the appeal of these dogs? Where is the joy in having an ill tempered ugly little shitbag? If you want that get a Persian cat for Christ's sake.

Current Mood: amused
Monday, November 13th, 2006
6:25 pm
Thank god I found this community! I got so sick and tired of people always talking to me about dogs, showing me their dogs, having to see dogs in public, etc. Why, would you believe that some shit-machine's chauffeur bought the last rawhide toy at Petsmart? I hate to see toys I could enjoy myself go to some slobbering, howling, selfish little crotchsniffer who can't even appreciate them. It just doesn't seem fair; people always assume dog toys are only intended for the smelly little fur-clumps, I even get called dog-like for wanting them myself, when we all know that they're better off in the hands of mature internet-using canine free folk like myself! It just pisses me off SOOO MUCH; I sometimes have to go and have kinky, dog-free sex with my bf. I'm sure you all understand!

(PS. Am I the only person afraid that canine_free will become an actual movement, complete with anti-dog slurs and people making a whole overblown crusade about it?)

Current Mood: bitchy
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