|Thursday, October 7th, 2010|
What the fuck is wrong with urban dog owners?
I mean this piece of invective pretty seriously. I mean, I get cats. I can understand cat owners. You want something cute, fluffy, which gives you affection in exchange for occasional attention (which can be rendered, often, while engaging in other activities. Petting a cat is not serious business.) And if you forget to feed it for a few days, it'll steal food from your neighbours and come back once you start feeding it again.
Contrast to this, the common dog. If it wants attention it will slobber on you, nose into your things, and generally get in your fucking way to a far greater extent. This is, no doubt, in part due to size. (Small yappy dogs are a different category of hate altogether). They're utterly incapable of foraging for themselves in an urban environment.
A cat is a creature we can trust without leads. THere are leash laws for a reason. Dogs are big enough to hurt people, wild dogs are serious business to the point that they're pretty much unheard of in properly functioning cities, whereas wild cats are endemic and mostly benign, being as they hunt vermin.
But anyway, back to the original question.
What the fuck is wrong with dog owners that drives them to want to have a fucking drooling, crapping, completely dependant creature around? I mean, this isn't an actual baby, it's never going to grow to meaningfully contribute to a conversation or society in general.
WHAT IS THE POINT YOU FUCKHEADS?
|Friday, February 27th, 2009|
|Friday, January 9th, 2009|
Dogs kill small child. What, again?
Dad says it's no one's fault that his daughter was mauled to death by four big dogs.
Wrong, Dad. There are several people at fault here. Firstly, the babysitter, who was stupid enough to let small children go near four dogs in the first place. And secondly - you
, the parents who allowed their children to be looked after by someone who had four dogs roaming their house.
I am sick to death of these things being brushed aside as a "tragic accident". Accident implies that it was not preventable, when in fact this was 100% preventable. I have zero sympathy for any of the adults in charge of this child's care - I hope they wake up screaming and crying every night for the rest of their lives. It's the very least they deserve.
I reserve all my sympathy for that poor little girl who died in unimaginable terror and pain.
|Wednesday, September 24th, 2008|
Look at the Dog appologists scramble
Man, rampant "But my dog would never do that" and "hipsters own small dogs and they're worse" over here
as linked to in SF_Drama
Can I just go on record as saying, my aunt's a vet, and she fully agrees with pit bulls being banned as a breed? Oh, and I hate her little yappy dogs too, and they're relatively well trained ones.
See Appologist produce faux science and lousy statistics.
You go appologist! Fake statistics made up from your own side of the debate and selective sourcing is totally going to win people over! Extra points for "(my pitbull is) simply a sweetheart. As are all of the pit bulls I've ever had the pleasure to run across."
|Thursday, September 18th, 2008|
|Friday, August 22nd, 2008|
|Thursday, March 13th, 2008|
I personally do not think the world needs so much as one more yapping little rat-like canine... let alone 800 that are badly socialized due to overcrowding and lack of human attention. What is it with some people?
|Friday, February 22nd, 2008|
|Wednesday, January 30th, 2008|
|Friday, December 28th, 2007|
|Sunday, December 23rd, 2007|
|Wednesday, December 19th, 2007|
|Saturday, October 20th, 2007|
I really hate it when people allow their dogs to walk on tables in houses! Also, dogs licking my legs. Hate it
|Wednesday, September 26th, 2007|
I am a Dog Owner
But I totally support your right to not want a dog! I mean, I do everything I can to make sure my dog is as inoffensive as possible. THe only reason I even bother taking him for training is so that you people won't have to be inflicted with his doggish-misbehavior.
Trust me, as a dog owner, I understand what would make you want to not have a dog. Hell, there are days I wish I weren't!
I just wanted to say how proud I am of you guys for making the decision to NOT own a dog. You're so mature!
|Tuesday, September 25th, 2007|
|Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007|
DOGS ARE EVIL
Friends locked post, sadly, for all community posts are friends locked.
But DAMN.. Ew.
And people wonder why I don't have pets?
|Wednesday, December 20th, 2006|
|Sunday, November 26th, 2006|
|Tuesday, November 14th, 2006|
Lol @ this community's userinfo.
So dogs. They suck. What's everyone's least favourite kind of dog?
I personally hate Jack Russell terriers the most. I've heard rumours that there are some nice Jack Russell's out in the world but I absolutely refuse to believe it. They are horrible things, yappy and vicious and incredibly annoying.
I'm also not a huge fan of obnoxious little foo foo dogs (think Pomeranians, Malteses etc), what is the appeal of these dogs? Where is the joy in having an ill tempered ugly little shitbag? If you want that get a Persian cat for Christ's sake. Current Mood: amused
|Monday, November 13th, 2006|
Thank god I found this community! I got so sick and tired of people always talking to me about dogs, showing me their dogs, having to see dogs in public, etc. Why, would you believe that some shit-machine's chauffeur bought the last rawhide toy at Petsmart? I hate to see toys I could enjoy myself go to some slobbering, howling, selfish little crotchsniffer who can't even appreciate them. It just doesn't seem fair; people always assume dog toys are only intended for the smelly little fur-clumps, I even get called dog-like for wanting them myself, when we all know that they're better off in the hands of mature internet-using canine free folk like myself! It just pisses me off SOOO MUCH; I sometimes have to go and have kinky, dog-free sex with my bf. I'm sure you all understand!
(PS. Am I the only person afraid that canine_free will become an actual movement, complete with anti-dog slurs and people making a whole overblown crusade about it?) Current Mood: bitchy